Juniper's Voice Keys

  • rather work with people she likes even if it means less money
  • honorable and kinda polite
  • kind to kids
  • kind to mechanics
  • feels at home with grease monkeys
  • enjoys piloting and driving, makes her feel strong
  • doesn’t like medicine but likes people being hurt even less so she learned, reluctant Dr

Reasons I hate chickens and you should too:

  • They will eat each other
  • Roosters are ruttin’ mean and hurt others for no reason
  • They never bathe themselves or get clean, seriously they’re dirty 100% of the time.
  • Cut their head off and they can still run, ZOMBIES CAN’T EVEN DO THAT!
  • Will abandon their own young
  • Females can eject sperm if they don’t want it, I mean handy but disgusting
  • They don’t pee, it’s just mixed into the poop. Everything pees…except chickens!
  • They can remember faces. What the hell, they’ll remember me…shudder.
  • They have REM sleep…which means they dream. Creepy. They remember my face and can dream about me. Now that gives me nightmares.

Juniper's Voice Keys

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