Brave New Verse
Juniper's Voice Keys
- rather work with people she likes even if it means less money
- honorable and kinda polite
- kind to kids
- kind to mechanics
- feels at home with grease monkeys
- enjoys piloting and driving, makes her feel strong
- doesn’t like medicine but likes people being hurt even less so she learned, reluctant Dr
Reasons I hate chickens and you should too:
- They will eat each other
- Roosters are ruttin’ mean and hurt others for no reason
- They never bathe themselves or get clean, seriously they’re dirty 100% of the time.
- Cut their head off and they can still run, ZOMBIES CAN’T EVEN DO THAT!
- Will abandon their own young
- Females can eject sperm if they don’t want it, I mean handy but disgusting
- They don’t pee, it’s just mixed into the poop. Everything pees…except chickens!
- They can remember faces. What the hell, they’ll remember me…shudder.
- They have REM sleep…which means they dream. Creepy. They remember my face and can dream about me. Now that gives me nightmares.